Did I forget to mention that I am a raging fucktard?

I did? Well, I am. Sorry folks! Got really busy, but it was doing something worthwhile: I am helping Kim Godwin resurrect Salient Caligation from the dead! So, TEMPORARILY, you get a b/w page. It’s largely due to the fact that I badgered Tira-chan to beat feet and make it, I am obligated to post it on the anointed day as opposed to waiting for “completion”. Rest assured, it WILL be colored. Ship in a Bottle is a full-color comic, Goddammit.

Anywho… Alan is making his utter cluelessness known and Ship is about to school our boy in just what’s what… or *IS* she? STAY TUNED.