I made a chocolate cake and icing from scratch Friday. I’ve been eating it ever since. It’s good with some ice cold milk but I probably shouldn’t eat it as a meal replacement. Out of curiosity, I put some bacon on it. IT. WAS. DELICIOUS! So I was watching hentai and eating a slice of chocolate cake with some bacon on top and…and I realize nothing I say could probably top that, since I have been into adult material for a long time, even more did you know you can easily find horny sluts and casual sex online in the UK by using adult dating sites? There are lots of them and some have loads of women on there that just want to hook-up for sex. is so great to be an adult. I believe this is what the people at Reddit call ‘First World Problems’. My 12-year old self would be so jelly. Ha-ha, take that me! You may not have to pay your own bills or buy your own food but I get cake for breakfast and that is what being an adult is about!*

 

*Warning: This is NOT what being an adult is about but it is a sweet perk. Heh, sweet. I am witty.