Dude, it’s a Dell…
Ahh, those sounds do bring back some memories… of why all of us despised the so-called Internet in the 90’s! XD Still, Wing Commander Prophecy was kinda cool. I’m sad they never finished that trilogy thanks to the 1999 movie blowing so hard. Anyway, Ship uses her amazing cosmic powers to overcome dial-up internet and the Pentium II processor. Come on, Alan! Spring for some basic broadband, you rube! (in fairness, he’s now living in his late grandpa’s place, so some… “antiquity” is to be expected…)
As an aside: I think Ship looks adorable in her neckerchief, don’t you?
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