So, finally, the big reveal!
Who is Ronald?: He’s dead, Jim. He’s Alan’s great-grandfather. Creeeeeeepy mistaken-identity FTW!
How long has Ship been in the bottle?: To quote the old Atari Jaguar ads… ‘do the math’. 1909 to 2009 = 100 years. Woot!
Stay tuned. This may SAY 12/10/2009, but this is part of a double-update tonight, kids.
P.S. William Howard Taft was sworn in as president on March 9, 1909.