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Lady Stephanie was expecting Alan’s package. *cough*<\/p>\n

~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lady Stephanie was expecting Alan’s package. *cough* ~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[95,592,591,420,752,590],"class_list":["post-1070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-alan-parker","tag-and-what-she-wants-is-his-package-to-be-delivered","tag-i-know-that-you-know-that-she-knows-what-you-want","tag-lady-stephanie","tag-shiphrah","tag-wtf","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-admin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1pcja-hg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1268,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions\/1268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}