{"id":1753,"date":"2015-06-09T00:46:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T07:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=1753"},"modified":"2015-06-09T00:47:11","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T07:47:11","slug":"ship-of-fools-alaina-takes-stock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=1753","title":{"rendered":"Ship of Fools &#8211; Ala(i)n(a) Takes Stock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/SOF3.png\" alt=\"SOF3\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1752\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/SOF3.png 600w, https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/SOF3-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Alan wasn&#8217;t careful with his wishes again and ended up on the other side of the fence. At least he&#8217;s (she&#8217;s?) making good use of his\/her time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alan wasn&#8217;t careful with his wishes again and ended up on the other side of the fence. At least he&#8217;s (she&#8217;s?) making good use of his\/her time&#8230; ~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,679],"tags":[706,708,707],"class_list":["post-1753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-ship-of-fools","tag-alaina-parker","tag-fidgeting-with-the-fiddlies","tag-genderswap","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-admin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1pcja-sh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1753"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1755,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1753\/revisions\/1755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}