{"id":265,"date":"2010-09-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/comic\/project-wacko-pg-16-to-be-continued\/"},"modified":"2015-04-23T22:07:57","modified_gmt":"2015-04-24T05:07:57","slug":"project-wacko-pg-16-to-be-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Project: Wacko&#8221; Pg. 16 &#8211; TO BE CONTINUED!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DOLPHIN PUNCH!<\/p>\n<p>Oh my God! An update! Amid the chaos that my life is for the next few weeks, I also had the dilemma of how to play this page&#8217;s effects. Nat delivered a wonderful page, and I was sitting here for three weeks trying to figure out how to roll it out! (among other stress-inducing problems that weighed much more heavily than said decision, I assure you.) Anyway, I figured it out, and here&#8217;s the results!<\/p>\n<p>Alan, you are such a girl. And I mean that in the way that is both stereotypical and insulting to girls, because they are far more manly than you. Seriously. We&#8217;re talking like&#8230; some 9-year-old with pigtails and Barbies is more Kamina than you. Please&#8230; grow a pair.<\/p>\n<p>Anywho! I leave you in Tira-chan&#8217;s capable hands for the next two weeks. Given what she&#8217;s told me about the upcoming &#8220;intermission&#8221;, I think you will have a real hoot.<\/p>\n<p>~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DOLPHIN PUNCH! Oh my God! An update! Amid the chaos that my life is for the next few weeks, I also had the dilemma of how to play this page&#8217;s effects. Nat delivered a wonderful page, and I was sitting[&hellip;]<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=265\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[95,233,242,243,128,752,241],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-alan-parker","tag-bear","tag-crush","tag-destroy","tag-robot","tag-shiphrah","tag-smash","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-admin"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1pcja-4h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1356,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/1356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}