{"id":763,"date":"2011-12-26T17:19:55","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T00:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=763"},"modified":"2011-12-26T17:19:55","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T00:19:55","slug":"sweet-limoncello-how-long-has-it-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=763","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Limoncello! How Long Has It Been?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

How long indeed. It feels like forever and a day since I’ve written anything. So here I am on the first day of Kwanzaa, giving you the wonderful gift of my innermost thoughts. Unfortunately, those very same thoughts have gone on vacation so you get some delicious ramblings instead.<\/p>\n

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The husbando gave me Tekken Hybrid for pre-Kwanzaa AKA Christmas. That means I got the new Tekken movie, Tekken Tag HD, and a Tekken Tag demo with two fucked up demons, a schoolgirl, and a moe robot. Once I got my fight stick working, it was only a matter of time before I wasted ALL the free time I had. Then I had to return to my drawing hole and continue to draw tentacle porn. All I have to say is that Tekken’s story doesn’t make a lick of sense anymore. Also, I own a doll of Kazuya Mishima. Make of that what you will.<\/p>\n

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P.S. For a ramble, this sounded awfully coherent, eh?<\/p>\n

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Behold...this thing!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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