{"id":975,"date":"2012-11-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=975"},"modified":"2015-04-23T12:28:43","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T19:28:43","slug":"heres-to-you-mrs-robinson-pg-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":"“Here’s To You, Mrs. Robinson” – Pg. 4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan’s a slow learner…<\/p>\n

Speaking of Alan not learning his lesson… wanna really make him pay for his misdeeds against the female kind? Join our donation drive to have him and Ship swap genders for a day! I have a short comic in mind where Alan’s arrogance and ignorance lands him in a full-on equipment exchange. What will Alan do when the tables are turned??? Only by us hitting goal by Dec. 1 will tell for sure…<\/p>\n

~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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