{"id":991,"date":"2013-04-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=991"},"modified":"2015-04-23T11:14:13","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T18:14:13","slug":"heres-to-you-mrs-robinson-pg-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shipinbottle.pepsaga.com\/?p=991","title":{"rendered":"“Here’s To You, Mrs. Robinson” – Pg. 5"},"content":{"rendered":"

AND WE’RE BACK as promissed.<\/p>\n

I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome Prettio to the creative team. Currently, I cannot afford a colorist to really do her work justice, but in the meantime, I hope y’all won’t be TOO offended by my *cough* work. In all seriousness, though, I think it looks pretty good considering I did the typical webcomic bullshit of cutting a corner here and there to make deadline. As some of you may recall, Prettio contributed some works to the ill-fated paysite as well as completing the… Jesus, was it one of the 2010 bonus comics? Has it really been that long? Anyway, those of you who caught a glimpse of “Time to Get Clean\/Dirty 2” back in the archives should remember. And if you don’t, go get a refresher!<\/p>\n

Anywho, back in the story, Alan was testing the limits of the Rule of Three by not only making three ill-conceived wishes in a row, but this time trying to pick up one of three gals sporting shirts that say “SHU Lady Boxers”. I suspect he’s going to need more than sauerkraut breath to get out of what is about to come…<\/p>\n

Some guys just never learn!<\/p>\n

~Mace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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