WTF is going on?

I want to preface this by saying that I use Pix.AI ONLY to try and figure out poses and see if I can trick the dippy robots into giving me viable references to spark my own imagination. Then I attempt to draw my own version (freehand) in Paint Tool SAI or Clip Studio Paint of what it is I REALLY want. Because A.I. is a tool to assist us, not a total replacement for human labor. And again, to clarify, I used to stream my drawing process live, so you know I know what I am doing (sorta). I would never attempt to sell you slop. That said, I really, really like the style of this model they have, and I may attempt to integrate elements of this style into my original works.

Anyway, I have several hundred “fails” in my Pix.AI private gallery, and this one was so unintentionally and hilariously on-the-nose (even though COMPLETELY WRONG lol) for “Ship in a Bottle”, I am sharing the prompt, and the unrequested comic page it shat out on me and we shall do a little “gentleman’s contest”. There is no “prize” beyond an appropriate atta-boy/girl/joy accolade from Yours Truly.

Prompt:

“A tall fit and voluptuous half Persian half Caucasian genie woman with consistent dark tanned skin on her whole body including her legs, light orange hair in a long braid, pointed ears, D cup breasts, wearing a light blue camisole and booty shorts, standing in profile, sipping coffee from a mug with an annoyed expression. A mortified man facing the viewer is bent over perpendicular to the woman, his head bumping against the bottom of her breasts as he tries to stand up.”

The comic is attached. What do you think Clara is upset with Alan about? And how in God’s name did the Bot generate Alan so precisely without me asking? And also, WHY IS IT NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I ASKED FOR? lol

Ever dreaming of electric sheep…

~Mace