So, my current audio obsession is “E.T” by Katy Perry and here’s why. The song is simple but easy on the ears and she looks awesome in her many alien outfits. At one point, she even looks like an updated Plavalaguna (2 points for you if you know who she is). Now mind you, Katy Perry can’t SING like Plavalaguna. In fact, she can’t sing at all. If it weren’t for her overproduced vocals, she’d sound like she gargled with barbed cock jizz. Don’t know what that is but I assume it’s as horrible as it sounds. Anyway, the song is awesome but the video really makes the track. Only thing is that Kanye West wanders in, leaves and then comes back. I later discovered his tracks were added post production which made his addition even more clumsy. Ah well, music is music and aliens are cool…unless they’re trying to kill us. But we’ve got Will Smith AND Steven Spielberg so we’ll be fine.
No matter how much work I do, I always have time for animu. Especially ecchi ones. Hen-Zemi is cool because it takes place in a college and the girls are actually plump and cute looking. Also the main love interest is some kind of intense uberpervert. Seriously, this guy has every fetish ever and he’s happy with it. But that’s the whole point of the show. everyone is some kind of pervert, even the normal character. There’s some psychology in there but i think it’s mostly superficial. Anyway, it’s cool to see people with more messed up fetishes than me.
Hi. I’m Tess, the new colorist and I’ll be bringing you this comic in live, delicious color. My favorite anime is GoldenBoy and I like baking unhealthy desserts. I don’t have much to say so I shall return to my cave.
Laters!
AWRIGHT! We’re back! And I’d like to introduce you all to our new colorist: Tessa Green! You may recognize her as the fabulous creator of the Drunk Duck classic: “LOVEMAGIC” and the Filthy Figments staple, “Date With a Tentacle Monster”! She’s going to be working with us from now on, so please give her a warm welcome and try and behave yourselves. We’re civilized perverts. 😉
In comic news: Alan is lost in thought when suddenly he is accosted by Bear, Beatrice’s henchman. WILL HILARITY ENSUE???
Stay tuned on Saturday’s, my friends!
~Mace
Apologies, as always, for my recent slacking. It’s unintentional. I am way out of my element, building a new relationship with someone very special, and adjusting to a new timezone. It’s all quite surreal, really. Also, I am in need of commissions. Actually, both Nat and I could really use some help in that. Ever since the Visa debacle and the inability to use PayPal arose, our ability to use this site in lieu of regular day jobs became non-existant. So if any of you can, know that I am offering a special through deviantArt INDEFINITELY where each month, I am offering 10 commission slots for $10 each. (additional characters $2 each) There are some rules for this special price, but know that if you DO want something more interesting, I have slightly higher rates where you have more direct control over the content on the image. You can find the details on my forums. Otherwise, head over to Nat’s or my pages on DeviantArt and see what promotions we are currently offering. You won’t be disappointed.
Secondly, is obviously the comic itself. I have two updates that are as done as Nat can make them. I just have had zero time to work on them, and for that, I am sorry. I want this to update. On the upshot, you do now have access to the last two pages of the bonus you all earned this past December. I spent every dime I made on this deal buying these pieces, and then some. And I consider it well worth it to please you, my friends. Granted, we still make this comic for our own enjoyment, overall, but being able to give something back to our loyal readers is always a special treat, and a huge bonus. Thanks for sticking with us, and new pages soon. (I’m serious, Nat! lol)
~Mace




