Highlights of Christmas in Lingerie

Dec21
by on December 21, 2011 at 5:46 pm
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I work in a lingerie store which I will not name outright for legal reasons, but it starts with “V” and ends with “Secret.”

People have yelled at me in a threatening tone, returned all their shit, stood in line over and over, and have done several other dumb things because I won’t give them more than one extra shopping bag. Just because you spend $60 in a store doesn’t mean you get access to an unlimited number of bags. Believe it or not there are other customers, who may also need bags to carry their shit to their car. It’s Christmas, so fuck everybody else! I WANT ALL THE BAGS IN THE UNIVERSE.

Guys, if you don’t know how to buy your woman’s sexy underwear, just give her a gift card. Surprising you is half the fun anyway. Don’t be a cheapskate either, because the good stuff is expensive. It’s not like your underwear, which you get in a 6-pack for $5 at Wal-Mart, and which rapidly disintegrates. If you do shop for your lady, do it with some confidence. Don’t flounder around the back wall hoping that a star will appear over you girl’s perfect match. Walk up in that mug and say I need a mother fucking hot pink 38DD push-up and a matching thong, damn the expense! Don’t be embarrassed to carry the pink bag through the mall. Buying lingerie means you are getting laid by some sexy lady, after all.

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Content Question

Dec21
by on December 21, 2011 at 12:33 am
Posted In: Blog

I am leaving an open topic in my personal blog here for at least a week so folks can weigh in on the idea of us going “all the way” to hardcore around here. No viewpoint will be considered unacceptable unless it is something stupid like “LOL FAG!” or something equally immature. ;p

Thanks.

~Mace

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Old Paysite Going Away

Dec20
by on December 20, 2011 at 5:47 pm
Posted In: Blog

Just a quick heads-up: I am deleting the old paysite and moving all content (except Sage’s) to this site here. Those that paid in advance for a year, know that I am working on a special 3-page bonus comic that will help make up for this early cancelation. However, for everyone else, please cancel your ongoing subscriptions with CCBill at your earliest convenience. When I am sure all of the recurring accounts are gone, I will take down the current content there.

Why am I doing this? Well, when we are finally able to make a real paysite (no money right now…), it will be easier to have the few people currently subscribed simply start a new account. Plus, I think it would be best if we started with some new content. The stuff that is currently there is kinda stale and has been for a while. Plus, and this is the big one: I will be changing merchant processors to Verotel so we can actually take Visa cards without the hassle of setting up a dummy corporation in the UK. I know, that’s some serious bullshit, right?

So drop us a message on this posting when your account has been terminated, and I’ll get to taking down the site when that is done, but not before.

Thanks for your help, and when we are able to properly set things up, I’ll let everyone know!

~Mace

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