I tend to get distracted quite a bit. If it weren’t for the internet, I’d wander away from my computer more often than I usually do—which is still a lot. In fact, I almost forgot what I was rambling about because I started thinking about how to make M & M infused vodka. Anyway, I always felt I should clone myself with the intent to get more artwork and pastry making done but it wouldn’t happen. We’d both get distracted by whatever task we were supposed to do. Then we’d both clone ourselves and pretty soon, I’d be sitting on a couch with a bunch of my clones watching Dragonball Z AMVs and nothing would get done. Also, the vodka would be gone in a matter of minutes because if I cloned them correctly, they will enjoy screwdrivers as much as I do. At least I thought this through…
I made a chocolate cake and icing from scratch Friday. I’ve been eating it ever since. It’s good with some ice cold milk but I probably shouldn’t eat it as a meal replacement. Out of curiosity, I put some bacon on it. IT. WAS. DELICIOUS! So I was watching hentai and eating a slice of chocolate cake with some bacon on top and…and I realize nothing I say could probably top that, since I have been into adult material for a long time, even more did you know you can easily find horny sluts and casual sex online in the UK by using adult dating sites? There are lots of them and some have loads of women on there that just want to hook-up for sex. is so great to be an adult. I believe this is what the people at Reddit call ‘First World Problems’. My 12-year old self would be so jelly. Ha-ha, take that me! You may not have to pay your own bills or buy your own food but I get cake for breakfast and that is what being an adult is about!*
*Warning: This is NOT what being an adult is about but it is a sweet perk. Heh, sweet. I am witty.
“Double Butt”.
That is all.
~Mace
Last month, a doctor diagnosed me with high blood pressure. According to Dr. Clark, if I waited any longer then I would have had a stroke. That is not the kind of news anyone wants to hear. In the end, I got blood pressure medication and cheap, delicious tacos. One would think the tacos would be counterproductive to the whole blood pressure thing but the medication DID say to take with food and how can you resist 50-cent tacos from a gaudy place known as Taco Casa?
You can’t, I say!
After taking the medicine for two weeks, I’ve gone from having Stage 2 Hypertension to Pre-Hypertension. I haven’t heard anything back from my blood test and usually that means nothing is wrong. Therefore, in the end, tacos are good for you…as are doctors.




