No, Not Now, Not EVER!

Jun03
by on June 3, 2015 at 2:31 am
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No, no, NO! Do not EVER commission another artist to draw my characters. You are giving money to someone not affiliated with Ship in a Bottle to draw my characters! You do not go skulking around to some other fucking artist, commission my designs, and THEN tell them to ask me if it’s ok AFTER the goddamned work is done! You come to ME, and ONLY me. You don’t go to Glance, you don’t go to Tea, you don’t go to Prettío, and you CERTAINLY do not go to another artist I do not know and ask them to draw Ship, or any other Ship in a Bottle character. You come to ME, and ONLY me. And I will gladly tell you that you can draw all the fucking free fan art you want, but DO NOT BUY IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE. EVER. No EXCEPTIONS.

Paladino FUCKING OUT.

~Mace

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New Patrons, Read This!

May25
by on May 25, 2015 at 6:58 pm
Posted In: Blog

So, Patreon doesn’t seem to be sending out notifications when I post messages anymore. And I am not getting an e-mail when you message me, which has caused some delay in responses. I need everyone who signs up for the $5 tier and above to message me on Patreon when you get signed up here. If you don’t, I can’t add you because I get about 15-20 spam, fake e-mails and user registrations a day. It’s worse on update days. So please message me immediately once you get registered over here. Thanks!

~Mace

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Affiliates and Such

May17
by on May 17, 2015 at 5:11 pm
Posted In: Blog

You may have noticed that I took down some of the huge ad wall on the left. That is because some of the links went dead (as much as THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO!), and nobody bothered to send out a memo. So, SexyFur, a longtime profit center for this website and my other (infamous) comic, Peppermint Saga, took down their webmaster referral program. So, I HOPE none of you went through my link expecting to help us out, because unfortunately, you no longer are. Which is a shame. It’s lame that I frequently have to go through my own webmaster links to see which ones are dead without warning. Although, I guess that’s kinda how life is in general. We never know when our last moment here on Earth is up. At any rate, HentaiGold also went (heh heh) tits up in 2012 and nobody bothered to update that program EITHER. I tried to check my Verotel links to see if the last two I kept are doing anything, but Verotel’s webmaster tools freezes up when I try and search back a year to see how we did. I guess I’ll have to manually tunnel through those links as well. As for Vixine and Cutepet, those guys are going strong and show no signs of slowing down. So please keep clicking those. And of course, I want you all to check out our good friends at Filthy Figments! Many of those ladies over there are friends of mine, and their work is pure aces. I’ll see about shoring up the banner sizes and make that block look more respectable, though.

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Ship of Fools – A Mother’s Day PSA (sorta!)

May10
by on May 10, 2015 at 2:26 pm
Posted In: Blog, Ship of Fools

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First of all, Happy Mother’s Day to all of our American readers! Second, today we launch our new feature, Ship of Fools! It’s a fun AU series of comics drawn by our longtime friend, TeaGreen! You may remember her for her long running comic LoveMagic, as well as the subscription-based “Date With a Tentacle Monster” (which is kinda sorta a spinoff of LoveMagic exclusively for Filthy Figments, a great website hosting comics made entirely by women). For a couple years, she lent her talents to us coloring the comic and providing hilarious and fun content when called upon to step in and pinch hit. This one is up a little early because of the time-sensitive nature of the message, but ideally we will be posting these up on the 15th and 25th of each month to not only give you all a little bit more content to look at, but also juice up the fun-o-meter on the blog whenever I feel like sharing new information and such. Plus, it will make my blogging here a tad more consistent as I will be setting a regular schedule for posting. I may shift it a little if it falls on a regular comic update day, but expect these updates on the 15th and 25th of each month and look for the category “Ship of Fools” to see the archive!

~Mace

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