Yeehaw. Rumor has it that, given the close resemblance in scale to a naval warship, Alan once considered having “welcome aboard” tattooed on his penis. BOOYAH!
In other, non-idiotic news: as I said on my show and on Patreon, if we hit $1300 on Indiegogo anytime before the end of the year, I will hire Prettío to do an ALL NEW Genie Handbook 2.0. All this in addition to the 10th chapter of Peppermint Saga: Blue-Gray Rhapsody. And if that’s not enough Goddamn excitement for you, I have it on good authority that we will be TEMPORARILY going 2x a week in October thanks to a relaxation of the “Blaze of Glory” policy. I talked it over with the cast and crew, and we decided to do it one time as an experiment. Now, if we somehow STAY at the $400+ tier, we will obviously keep going at 2x per week. However, we need a lot more Patrons to make this stick. Additionally, we have some very respectable high-tier supporters, but if you want to chip in, you still get some pretty cool shit even if you only kick a dollar or $5. So please consider helping us out. A few wealthy patrons is nice, but I want to share the wealth with those of more modest means as well. A ton of $1 pledges can be just as useful as a single $25 one.
Ok, that’s enough nattering for one week. I’ll see you all on the flip side. (not to be confused with Flipside, which is an awesome comic by Brion Foulke. You can read all about it here: http://www.flipsidecomics.com)